Never look for shortcuts in life! Lol!
THE GREEDY, DUMB HUSBAND AND THE GENIE....
Tom and his hot wife were playing golf when the ball suddenly goes inside a house.
They enter the house and see a broken bottle and a man.
Man: I want to thank you. I am genie who was trapped for 1000 years in the bottle.
I will give you each 1 wish, and I will keep 1 for myself.
Tom: I want a billion dollars.
Wife: I want a house in every country of the world.
Genie: Done. Done.
Tom : And what is your wish genie?
Genie: Well, since I haven't loved a woman in a thousand years, my wish is to sleep with your wife.
Tom said: Emm Ok! You'll get us a lot of money. I guess I don't mind.
The genie took the wife upstairs and slept with her for two hours.
After it was over he asked her: How old is your husband?
Wife answers: 35.
Genie: Really? And he still believes in genie stories!!